Presenting realistic e-mail sign-offs for every zodiac sign.
Picture an alternate reality where your e-mail sign-offs could reflect exactly what you feel, without costing you your job. Where your regards don’t always have to be warm (think lukewarm regards), and kindly can be swapped out for impatiently, which would in fact reflect your actual state of mind.
Till we find a way where your desire to be entirely honest doesn’t threaten your employment status, we fashioned a list of realistic e-mail sign-offs based on each zodiac’s core personality traits. You might not be able to use these instead of pleasantries, but can definitely use them to share a laugh with your friends and colleagues.
From the cryptic Pisces to the feisty Scorpios – we have one for every zodiac sign.
Scroll down, and tell us who you’d be using these realistic sign-offs for.
Realistic e-mail sign-offs based on your zodiac sign